The Adventures of Dana Davenport

First I received calls on my home number from Portfolio Recovery for Dana, now i’m getting them from Midland.
This guy didn’t verify any information besides a name, (barely!) then he starts giving out account details… Sorry, but when someone answers the phone saying “Hello, this is Lenny!” you can’t really ask “Hi, is this so-and-so?” you already know the persons first name. I mean, you get a courtesy pass the first time you call/ask, but 3 other times? Come on.

First Call – 11/4 – “My name is Patrick sir!…….. My name is Patrick!”

Second Call – 11/7 – “Davenport Residence, may I help you?” On another note, listen right when I transfer the call, you can tell that the hold music it was about to play was KITB 🙂

Third Call – 11/8 – Patrick finally gets how Lenny works… plus, this reminds me that I need to fix up the dialplan to accommodate people who “get” Lenny.

Fourth Call – 11/14 – I tell Patrick to FHRITP, in my typical stutter over myself terminology… 

Dana, are you out there? Reach out to me and i’ll be happy to provide CDR info as well as the unedited clips.